2021 Vintage: The Loki Variants
Why were there so many “Glorious Purposes”? Because the Disney+ show made us realize that every guest at the BBQ was just a “Variant” of… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Loki Variants
2021 Classic: The Folder Navigation
Why was the manager lost? He clicked “Recents” and found a file he deleted in 2015 that “Cloud Magic” brought back. Part of the 75… Read More »2021 Classic: The Folder Navigation
2020 Vintage: Best Music Video
Why “Old Town Road”? Because it was a 5-minute movie featuring a horse, a time-traveling cowboy, and a whole lot of “ye haw.” Part of… Read More »2020 Vintage: Best Music Video
2020 Legacy: The Laptop “Webcam” Light
Why was the manager’s face so orange? Because his “Ring Light” was set to “Sunset” and he looked like he was being interrogated by the… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Laptop “Webcam” Light
2020 Classic: The Moon
I’m “phasing” out of my old routine. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Classic: The “Don’t Start Now” (Still)
It’s the anthem of social distancing. “Don’t show up, don’t come out.” Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive. Historically Verified
2018 Classic: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks, creating enough electrical voltage to shock anyone who attempts to hand you a cup of… Read More »2018 Classic: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
2018 Classic: Best Rap Song
Why “Humble”? Because the irony of winning a gold trophy for a song called “Humble” is never lost on us. Part of the 36 Grammy… Read More »2018 Classic: Best Rap Song
2018 Vintage: The “New Light” John Mayer
Why was the 4th so “Low-budget”? Because the music video made “looking like a dork in front of a green screen” the coolest aesthetic of… Read More »2018 Vintage: The “New Light” John Mayer
2018 Classic: The “Contractor” in Yemen
Why the high insurance? Because in 2018, “Consulting” included a 100% chance of “Asymmetric Surprises.” Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space Force… Read More »2018 Classic: The “Contractor” in Yemen