2006 Classic: The “Lady in the Water” Logic
Why the Narfs? Because naming your mythical creatures after a sound Pinky and the Brain make is a bold, bad choice. Part of the 34… Read More »2006 Classic: The “Lady in the Water” Logic
2006 Legacy: The Facebook “Open to Everyone” Launch
Why was September 2006 the end of privacy? Because before then, Facebook was for students; after that, your Grandma could “Poke” you and see your… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Facebook “Open to Everyone” Launch
2004 Vintage: The Wallpaper
I’m “sticking” to the defaults. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Archive: The Final 2003 Task
Why did the employee bring a “Surfboard” to the office? He heard we were “Surfing the Web 2.0” and wanted to be prepared. Part of… Read More »2003 Archive: The Final 2003 Task
2003 Archive: The “Get Low” Lil Jon Energy
Why was everyone shouting “WHAT?!” and “OKAY!”? Because Lil Jon became the official voice of the 2003 Fourth of July. Part of the 38 Fourth… Read More »2003 Archive: The “Get Low” Lil Jon Energy
2003 Classic: The Rain
I’m “pouring” my heart out. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Archive: The Mystic River
“We have deep secrets.” “The only secret here is who ate the last donut, and I can see the powdered sugar on your shirt.” Part of… Read More »2003 Archive: The Mystic River
2003 Archive: The Chocolate Martini
A guy orders one and says, “It’s for my… soul.” Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition archive.… Read More »2003 Archive: The Chocolate Martini
2003 Classic: The Dual-Layer DVD
Why was the IT guy excited? He could fit 8.5 GB on one disc, which was enough for a “Super-Backup” of the company’s 1998 archives.… Read More »2003 Classic: The Dual-Layer DVD
2003 Classic: The Yeah Yeah Yeahs “Fever to Tell”
Why Karen O? For proving that NYC art-punk could be wild, dirty, and incredibly fashionable all at once. Part of the 38 Musician & Rock… Read More »2003 Classic: The Yeah Yeah Yeahs “Fever to Tell”