2002 Archive: The USB Hub
Why did the desk look like an octopus? Because the computer only had 2 USB ports and the user had 8 gadgets. Part of the… Read More »2002 Archive: The USB Hub
2002 Vintage: The Kelly Osbourne
My daughter is dressing like her. My husband is confused. I’m just trying to keep the hair dye out of the carpet. Part of the… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Kelly Osbourne
2002 Classic: The PDA
He has a Palm Zire now. It’s “budget-friendly.” I told him his memory is also “budget-friendly” (it doesn’t hold much). Part of the 70 Marriage… Read More »2002 Classic: The PDA
2001 Legacy: The Delete
I’m a magician. I’m just “vanishing.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Vintage: The Aaliyah Tragedy
Why the shock? For the heartbreaking loss of the R&B princess in August, a star whose futuristic style was just beginning to peak. Part of… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Aaliyah Tragedy
2000 Vintage: The Negotiation
Why did the lawyer refuse to compromise? He said “settling” was for people who didn’t have a 5-year billing plan. Part of the 52 Lawyer… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Negotiation
2000 Archive: The VHS Rewind Ultimatum
The church library volunteer placing a large, red sticker on every video box threatening a two-dollar fine for any tape returned without being wound back… Read More »2000 Archive: The VHS Rewind Ultimatum
2000 Classic: The Andre Agassi Australian Open
Why was the bald head shining? Because Andre won another Major, proving that his comeback wasn’t just a fluke—it was a second career. Part of… Read More »2000 Classic: The Andre Agassi Australian Open
1999 Classic: The Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Contestant
“I’d like to phone a friend who knows how to screw in a bulb.” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition… Read More »1999 Classic: The Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Contestant
1999 Classic: The Bus Driver
“Everybody move to the front where there’s still a little light!” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified