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2000 Archive: The VHS Rewind Ultimatum

The church library volunteer placing a large, red sticker on every video box threatening a two-dollar fine for any tape returned without being wound back to the beginning.

Part of the 34 Religious Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Relief, Nokia Ringtones & Translucent iMacs” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Avatar_Na_vi06/15/2007 02:45I see you... laughing!
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@Tyler_Durden_Real06/12/1995 09:10Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan11/17/2003 01:57Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Requiem_Dreamer11/15/2004 10:16That was intense... and funny!
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei05/14/1997 22:29You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Celebrity_DM09/13/2003 23:27Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
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@DMOZ_Volunteer12/19/1999 09:33Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@Stick_Death_Fan12/17/2011 00:57Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

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