2022 Archive: The Gym Socks
Why did the gym socks go to the party? They wanted to “smell” the fun. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick”… Read More »2022 Archive: The Gym Socks
2022 Classic: The Boris Johnson Resignation
Why did the “Partygate” scandal finally end him? Because even in the UK, there’s a limit to how many times you can say “I didn’t… Read More »2022 Classic: The Boris Johnson Resignation
2022 Classic: The Shift
I’m “changing” my username to something cryptic. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Legacy: Best Music Film
Why Linda Ronstadt: The Sound of My Voice? Because the Grammys love a legend, and Linda is the gold standard. Part of the 37 Grammy… Read More »2021 Legacy: Best Music Film
2020 Archive: The Elephant
I’ll “never” forget 2020 (no matter how I try). Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Hands
“Steady as a surgeon’s.” “Is that because of the new ‘Stability App’?” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis”… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Hands
2019 Vintage: The Tony Shalhoub Win
Why did he get gold again? For proving in The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel that being a perpetually annoyed father is his natural state of being.… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Tony Shalhoub Win
2019 Archive: The Stress 2
“You’re stressed about ‘The Merger’.” “Hospital or Corporate?” “Both.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2019 Archive: The Stress 2
2019 Archive: The Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello
Why was the traveler saying “Señorita”? Because the song was played 400 times a day in every hotel pool in the world. Part of the… Read More »2019 Archive: The Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello
2018 Classic: The Deadpool 2 Humor
Why was the 4th so “X-Force”? Because Ryan Reynolds proved that “luck” is a superpower, especially when it comes to not getting burned by a… Read More »2018 Classic: The Deadpool 2 Humor