Why did the “Partygate” scandal finally end him? Because even in the UK, there’s a limit to how many times you can say “I didn’t know I was at a party” while holding a glass of wine.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
The future is laughing at us.
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!