2002 Classic: The Mail Truck Speed Monitor
Standing on the edge of the front driveway at exactly 3:45 PM to glare at the postal worker, mentally checking if the truck is exceeding… Read More »2002 Classic: The Mail Truck Speed Monitor
2002 Archive: The Ray Romano Victory
Why did he win Best Comedy Actor? For proving that complaining about your mother living across the street is the most profitable business in America.… Read More »2002 Archive: The Ray Romano Victory
2002 Archive: The Starbucks Addict
“Can I get a double-shot espresso bulb? Grande size.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive. Historically Verified
2001 Vintage: The Segway
He wants to buy a “human transporter.” I told him he has legs that work for free. Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Segway
2000 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
He asked for my stock options as a deposit. I told him they’re for a dot-com company. He said, “Never mind, I’ll take cash.” Part… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
1999 Legacy: The iMac Colors
She wanted the “Grape” one. I wanted the “Bondi Blue.” We compromised and got the Grape one. Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Legacy: The iMac Colors
1999 Legacy: The Star Wars Episode I Toys
Why was the floor a minefield? Because every Pepsi bottle had a different character’s face on it, and we had to collect them all. Part… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Star Wars Episode I Toys
1998 Legacy: The Diagnosis
“You have a very rare 1998 condition called ‘Tamagotchi Thumb.’ You’ve been clicking that little plastic egg too much.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Diagnosis
1998 Classic: The Stamp
I’m a traveler. I’ve been licked but I’m still going. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Classic: The As Good as It Gets Quirks
Why Jack Nicholson? For proving that you can be the most unlikable person on screen and still win an Oscar if you avoid stepping on… Read More »1997 Classic: The As Good as It Gets Quirks