2003 Classic: The Beer
I’m “brewing” some trouble. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple
Why John Travolta and anyone sharing a scene with him? Because the only chemistry present was the toxic kind. Part of the 40 Razzie Awards… Read More »2000 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple
2000 Archive: The NBA Dunk Contest 2000
Why did everyone go home early? Because Vince Carter did a 360-windmill that was so perfect, the rest of the contestants should have just asked… Read More »2000 Archive: The NBA Dunk Contest 2000
1999 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket
Why did the lawyer sue the speed limit sign? He argued it was “unconstitutionally restrictive of his client’s momentum.” Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket
1999 Vintage: Brendan Fraser (The Mummy)
Why was he the king of 1999? Because he proved that running away from sand with a face on it was a legitimate career move.… Read More »1999 Vintage: Brendan Fraser (The Mummy)
1998 Archive: The Peach
I’m a southerner. Everything is just peachy. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Vintage: The Boy Band Manager
“I need five guys who look good in white to hold the bulb.” Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Boy Band Manager
1997 Classic: The Cruise Ship
“This cruise is so romantic. It’s just like the movie!” “Honey, the movie ends with everyone freezing to death in the North Atlantic.” “Exactly. Peace… Read More »1997 Classic: The Cruise Ship
1997 Classic: The Kristen Johnston Factor
Why did she win for “3rd Rock”? For proving that a 6-foot-tall alien in a woman’s body is the ultimate fish-out-of-water scenario. Part of the… Read More »1997 Classic: The Kristen Johnston Factor
1997 Legacy: The Spice Girls (Spice World)
Why was 1997 the spiciest year? Because the Spice Girls proved that you don’t need a plot for a movie as long as you have… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Spice Girls (Spice World)