2001 Archive: The Napster Funeral
“I’m mourning Napster.” “Why?” “It was the only place where I could get ‘Free Love’ without catching a virus… wait, actually, the virus part was pretty common.”… Read More »2001 Archive: The Napster Funeral
2001 Classic: The Shrek Quote Epidemic
The principal announcing that anyone who yelled “Ogres are like onions!” during assembly would get an automatic detention. Part of the 34 School & Teacher… Read More »2001 Classic: The Shrek Quote Epidemic
2001 Archive: Linkin Park
Why was “In the End” still playing? Because in 2001, it didn’t even matter how hard you tried, you were still going to hear that… Read More »2001 Archive: Linkin Park
2000 Classic: The Queen Mother’s 100th Birthday
Why did the UK celebrate? Because she proved that if you live long enough, you eventually outlast every politician who ever tried to tell you… Read More »2000 Classic: The Queen Mother’s 100th Birthday
2000 Vintage: The Air
I’m a balloon. I’m just “full” of it. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
1999 Legacy: The Neon Flyer Domination
Printing the youth retreat announcement on blinding, neon-green paper to guarantee it doesn’t get lost in the bottom of a teenager’s school backpack. Part of… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Neon Flyer Domination
1999 Classic: The Butcher
Did you hear about the guy who fell into the upholstery machine? He’s fully recovered. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium… Read More »1999 Classic: The Butcher
1999 Legacy: The Checkbook Balance Stand-Off
Completely halting a grocery store checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a paper checkbook down to the exact penny for a single bottle… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Checkbook Balance Stand-Off
1999 Legacy: The Optimist
“Now we can see the stars through the window better!” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Legacy: The Tobacco Settlement
Why did the tobacco companies agree to pay $206 billion? Because they realized it’s cheaper to pay the government than to keep trying to convince… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Tobacco Settlement