2000 Classic: The Neon Flyer Domination
Printing the youth retreat announcement on blinding, neon-green paper to guarantee it doesn’t get lost in the bottom of a teenager’s school backpack. Part of… Read More »2000 Classic: The Neon Flyer Domination
2000 Classic: The Europe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, YOU’RE a poo! (Still funny in the 21st century). Part of the 55… Read More »2000 Classic: The Europe
1999 Vintage: The Digital Wallet
Why did the clerk use a credit card online? He felt like he was “hacking the system” by not using cash. Part of the 77… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Digital Wallet
1998 Vintage: Bruce Willis & Ben Affleck (Armageddon)
Why did NASA send oil drillers into space? Because in 1998, it was easier to train Ben Affleck to land on an asteroid than it… Read More »1998 Vintage: Bruce Willis & Ben Affleck (Armageddon)
1998 Classic: The Encarta 98 Historical Proof
The associate pastor triumphantly opening a bulky multimedia CD-ROM encyclopedia on his office desktop to verify the exact layout of ancient Babylon before writing his… Read More »1998 Classic: The Encarta 98 Historical Proof
1998 Vintage: The “Cruel Summer” Cover
Ace of Base is back to remind us that summer is hard, but synth-pop makes it better. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998… Read More »1998 Vintage: The “Cruel Summer” Cover
1998 Archive: The USB Revolution
Why was the businessman confused? He bought a new “USB drive” and spent his entire flight trying to find a hole in his paper ticket… Read More »1998 Archive: The USB Revolution
1998 Vintage: The Cleaning
She found a dust bunny under the bed and named it after me. Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998 “Star Wars & Search… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Cleaning
1996 Vintage: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your Tamagotchi! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1996 Retro… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Anita
1995 Classic: The Space Shuttle Atlantis Docking
Why was NASA the star of July 4th? Because docking with the Russian Mir station proved that the Cold War was officially over, and we… Read More »1995 Classic: The Space Shuttle Atlantis Docking