2017 Vintage: The Paper Towel Toss
Why did the President throw paper towels in Puerto Rico? To show that in 2017, “Disaster Relief” was all about having a good “jump shot.”… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Paper Towel Toss
2017 Vintage: Best Metal Performance
Why “Dystopia” by Megadeth? Because after 12 nominations, the Academy finally remembered that Dave Mustaine knows how to play a guitar. Part of the 35… Read More »2017 Vintage: Best Metal Performance
2016 Classic: The “London Has Fallen” Vibe
Why Gerard Butler? For a sequel that was so loud and angry it made the original look like a meditation retreat. Part of the 38… Read More »2016 Classic: The “London Has Fallen” Vibe
2016 Legacy: The Starbucks Fan
“One Venti-Watt, extra hot, with a pump of unicorn dust.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The Summer of Pokémon GO archive.… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Starbucks Fan
2016 Vintage: The RAM
Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new software. Part of the 58… Read More »2016 Vintage: The RAM
2016 Archive: The “Assassins Creed” Logic
Why Michael Fassbender? For proving that “Leap of Faith” is what the studio took when they thought people wanted a movie about DNA memories. Part… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Assassins Creed” Logic
2015 Legacy: Billie Eilish (Ocean Eyes)
Why was 2015 the start of a new era? Because a 13-year-old girl uploaded a song to SoundCloud and became the voice of Generation Z… Read More »2015 Legacy: Billie Eilish (Ocean Eyes)
2014 Archive: The iPhone 6
She got the 6 Plus. She says the “Bendgate” issue is nothing compared to how I “bend the truth” about my salary. Part of the… Read More »2014 Archive: The iPhone 6
2014 Vintage: The ALS Ice Bucket “Nomination”
Why did Grandpa start sweating? Because he got a Facebook notification and knew his turn to be “iced” was coming right after the pumpkin pie.… Read More »2014 Vintage: The ALS Ice Bucket “Nomination”
2013 Vintage: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue
Using a yellow wooden pencil to manually spin the plastic gears of an old country music tape that got mangled by the dashboard player’s teeth.… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue