2021 Classic: The RAM
Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new software. Part of the 47… Read More »2021 Classic: The RAM
2021 Legacy: The “Targeting” Pod (Sniper Gen 7)
Why the 8K upgrade? To see the “Confusion” on the faces of people who realized the embassy is being evacuated via helicopter (again). Part of… Read More »2021 Legacy: The “Targeting” Pod (Sniper Gen 7)
2020 Classic: The Internet Search
She searched for “Can you return a son-in-law during a pandemic if he’s still under warranty?” Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine… Read More »2020 Classic: The Internet Search
2020 Vintage: The Sex on the Beach
“Can we rename this ‘Socially Distanced on the Couch’?” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: Blinding Lights
Why was the weekend so long? Because The Weeknd’s song stayed at #1 for so long that we forgot what other music sounded like. Part… Read More »2020 Vintage: Blinding Lights
2020 Vintage: The Pfizer Vaccine Announcement
Why did it happen two days after the election? To prove that “Timing” is the most powerful force in the universe. Part of the 41… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Pfizer Vaccine Announcement
2019 Legacy: The Craft Seltzer
“Is this seltzer hand-pressed?” “It’s from a can, Brian.” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2018 Legacy: The “Ford-class” Carrier Problems
Why the electromagnetic catapults? To prove that you can spend $13 billion on a ship and still have it defeated by a “Software Glitch.” Part… Read More »2018 Legacy: The “Ford-class” Carrier Problems
2018 Classic: The “Special Ops” Saturation
Why so many “Operators”? Because in 2018, every unit wanted to be “Special,” leaving the “Regular” guys wondering if they were still allowed to wear… Read More »2018 Classic: The “Special Ops” Saturation
2017 Vintage: The Paper Towel Toss
Why did the President throw paper towels in Puerto Rico? To show that in 2017, “Disaster Relief” was all about having a good “jump shot.”… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Paper Towel Toss