2009 Archive: The Knee
“It hurts when I do this.” “Then stop doing that. That’ll be $250 for the 2009 wisdom.” Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009… Read More »2009 Archive: The Knee
2008 Classic: The Sugar
I’m “coating” the bitter truth. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Forgetting Sarah Marshall Puppet
A breakup movie with a Dracula musical performed by puppets. 2008 was a great year for creativity. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Forgetting Sarah Marshall Puppet
2007 Archive: The Harry Potter 7
A guy walks in crying. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?” The guy says, “He’s gone! The boy who lived… I just finished the… Read More »2007 Archive: The Harry Potter 7
2007 Legacy: The Supermarket
She tried to return a lemon because it was “too sour.” Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Supermarket
2007 Legacy: The Restaurant
She asked the waiter if the soup was “prepared with a sense of tradition or just a sense of duty.” Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Restaurant
2006 Legacy: The Technicality
Why did the lawyer sue the calendar (2006 edition)? Because it was a “common year” and he preferred “leap years” for the extra 24 hours… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Technicality
2006 Archive: The “Bonds” vs. “The Truth”
Why was the book Game of Shadows so popular? Because it told everyone exactly what was in the syringes, even if Barry was still hitting homers. Part… Read More »2006 Archive: The “Bonds” vs. “The Truth”
2005 Vintage: The Guitar Hero Break
Why was there clicking coming from the conference room? The sales team was “practicing their rhythm” on a plastic Gibson SG. Part of the 81… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Guitar Hero Break
2005 Vintage: The “Boulevard of Broken Dreams”
Why was the walk to the mailbox so moody? Because Green Day made everyone feel like a “Lonely Boy,” even when they were just going… Read More »2005 Vintage: The “Boulevard of Broken Dreams”