2005 Legacy: Album of the Year
Why Genius Loves Company? Because “Genius” is right there in the title, and the Academy is very literal. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2005 Legacy: Album of the Year
2003 Classic: The “Old Europe” vs. “New Europe”
Why did Donald Rumsfeld insult France and Germany? Because they wouldn’t help him with Iraq, and Donald was the kind of guy who thought “New… Read More »2003 Classic: The “Old Europe” vs. “New Europe”
2003 Classic: The “Dirty Bomb” Anxiety
Why were we checking every basement? To give the public something to be scared of now that the “Regular” army of Iraq was gone. Part… Read More »2003 Classic: The “Dirty Bomb” Anxiety
2003 Archive: The DVD Piracy
Why did the lawyer sue the “FBI Warning” at the start of DVDs? For “intentional infliction of boredom.” Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Archive: The DVD Piracy
2002 Classic: The American Idol Contract
Why did the lawyer represent the first person kicked off American Idol? He wanted to sue the audience for “emotional distress caused by a lack of… Read More »2002 Classic: The American Idol Contract
2001 Legacy: The Manny Pacquiao US Debut
Why was the underdog so fast? Because a kid from the Philippines showed up on short notice and started throwing punches like a machine gun.… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Manny Pacquiao US Debut
2000 Vintage: The Office Wallpaper
Why was the screen a picture of a tropical beach? To remind the staff of the vacation they couldn’t afford after the dot-com crash. Part… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Office Wallpaper
2000 Vintage: The “Who Let the Dogs Out?” Mystery
Why was the 2000 BBQ so loud? Because Baha Men asked the question 1,000 times that afternoon, and still, nobody stepped forward to claim responsibility… Read More »2000 Vintage: The “Who Let the Dogs Out?” Mystery
2000 Archive: The Equal
I’m a twin. I’m just the same. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
1999 Archive: The Wireless
We got a cordless phone with a range of 100 feet. Now my wife can yell at me from the backyard while I’m in the… Read More »1999 Archive: The Wireless