2006 Vintage: The “Promiscuous” Nelly Furtado
Timbaland is on this track, which means it’s a hit. Timbaland owns the year 2006. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift… Read More »2006 Vintage: The “Promiscuous” Nelly Furtado
2006 Legacy: The TV on the Radio “Return to Cookie Mountain”
Why the art-rock? For the band that proved Brooklyn was the capital of everything cool and weird in 2006. Part of the 41 Musician &… Read More »2006 Legacy: The TV on the Radio “Return to Cookie Mountain”
2005 Archive: Worst Screenplay
Why Dirty Love? For proving that just because you can write a sentence doesn’t mean you should write a movie. Part of the 33 Razzie Awards… Read More »2005 Archive: Worst Screenplay
2005 Legacy: Best Rap Solo Performance (Female)
Why “Eve” for “Let Me Blow Ya Mind”? No, wait—it was Missy Elliott for “I’m Really Hot” (2004)… In 2005, it was all about the… Read More »2005 Legacy: Best Rap Solo Performance (Female)
2005 Archive: The Depression
“I feel like a wet noodle.” “Stop hanging out in boiling water then.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s… Read More »2005 Archive: The Depression
2005 Legacy: The Chronicles of Narnia Wardrobe
I’ve checked the back of my closet three times this week. Still just coats and a bag of old batteries. Part of the 66 Observational… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Chronicles of Narnia Wardrobe
2005 Vintage: The James Spader Repeat
Why did he win Best Actor for Boston Legal? For playing a character so charmingly corrupt that he made every lawyer in the room want… Read More »2005 Vintage: The James Spader Repeat
2005 Legacy: The “Sea Inside” Beauty
Why did Javier Bardem’s movie win Best Foreign Language Film? To prove that being stuck in a bed can be more dramatic than a $200… Read More »2005 Legacy: The “Sea Inside” Beauty
2004 Archive: Hoobastank
Why was the turkey “The Reason”? Because “I’m not a perfect person… but this gravy is.” Part of the 38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2004 “Napoleon… Read More »2004 Archive: Hoobastank
2003 Classic: The Amos
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me at the beach! Part of the 37 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2003 Classic: The Amos