2003 Classic: The Banana
I’m “peeling” great. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Legacy: The Holes Movie
“I’m digging a hole!” “Is it for the new pool?” “No, it’s for my dignity after that karaoke performance.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Holes Movie
2002 Archive: The “No Child Left Behind” Signing
Why was it the biggest event of early 2002? Because the President wanted to make sure that if kids couldn’t find Iraq on a map,… Read More »2002 Archive: The “No Child Left Behind” Signing
2000 Classic: The Golf
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a “hole in one.” Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000… Read More »2000 Classic: The Golf
1999 Vintage: NSYNC (Bye Bye Bye)
Why were they puppets? Because in 1999, Justin Timberlake’s curls were the only thing actually pulling the strings of the music industry. Part of the… Read More »1999 Vintage: NSYNC (Bye Bye Bye)
1999 Legacy: The Star Wars Disappointment
Why was the family vacation to Tunisia ruined? Because they visited the Star Wars sets and realized Jar Jar Binks was waiting for them in every gift… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Star Wars Disappointment
1999 Classic: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
Instantly detecting a minor half-degree temperature drop from three rooms away and loudly demanding to know who left the basement screen door unlatched. Part of… Read More »1999 Classic: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
1998 Vintage: The Lemon
I’m an optimist. I’m just making lemonade. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Legacy: The Firestorm Joke
Why Howie Long? For proving that football players should stick to the field and stay away from forest fires. Part of the 37 Razzie Awards… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Firestorm Joke
1998 Vintage: Mulan
Why were the kids singing about “Bringing Honor to Us All”? Because the Disney soundtrack was the only thing that could drown out the sound… Read More »1998 Vintage: Mulan