2019 Vintage: The Pear
We’re a “fruitful” pair of streamers. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Classic: The Bon Iver “i,i”
Why the complex name? For Justin Vernon completing his four-season cycle with a digital-folk masterpiece that sounded like a community choir from the future. Part… Read More »2019 Classic: The Bon Iver “i,i”
2018 Vintage: The England “It’s Coming Home” Fever
Why were they singing in the streets? Because Gareth Southgate’s team reached the semi-finals and made an entire nation believe in waistcoats and penalty shootouts… Read More »2018 Vintage: The England “It’s Coming Home” Fever
2018 Classic: The Simona Halep French Open
Why was the “best without a Major” tag gone? Because she finally won in Paris, proving that persistence is the best racket in the bag.… Read More »2018 Classic: The Simona Halep French Open
2018 Archive: The Jamal Khashoggi Murder
Why did the world go quiet in October? Because the disappearance of a journalist in a consulate proved that “Diplomatic Immunity” is a very dark… Read More »2018 Archive: The Jamal Khashoggi Murder
2016 Archive: The Map
I bought her a digital map. It started vibrating when she tried to take a “shortcut through a cornfield.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2016 Archive: The Map
2015 Legacy: Best Rap Song
Why “i”? Because it was the most positive thing to happen to Hip-Hop in 2015. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2015 “Stay With… Read More »2015 Legacy: Best Rap Song
2015 Classic: The Tom Brady “Phone” Scandal
Why was he destroying his cell? Because the NFL wanted to read his texts about “deflated” balls, starting a legal war that lasted longer than… Read More »2015 Classic: The Tom Brady “Phone” Scandal
2014 Legacy: Best Rock Song
Why “Cut Me Some Slack”? Because when you put Paul McCartney in a room with the surviving members of Nirvana, you just give them the… Read More »2014 Legacy: Best Rock Song
2013 Legacy: The Vine “Loop”
Why did the worker keep repeating the same mistake? He told his boss he was just “looping his productivity” like a Vine video. Part of… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Vine “Loop”