2008 Vintage: The “No Country for Old Men” Sweep
Why did it win Best Picture? Because the Academy decided that a movie with no music and a very confusing ending is the ultimate definition… Read More »2008 Vintage: The “No Country for Old Men” Sweep
2008 Legacy: Meet the Spartans
Why was it nominated? For proving that “parody” in the 2000s just meant “mentioning a viral video from three months ago while someone gets kicked… Read More »2008 Legacy: Meet the Spartans
2008 Archive: Flo Rida (Low)
Why was everyone wearing “boots with the fur”? Because in 2008, that was the only way to get “low, low, low, low” on the dance… Read More »2008 Archive: Flo Rida (Low)
2008 Legacy: The Foo Fighters’ Garage
Why did they perform in a tent? To prove that you can have 11 Grammys and still look like you’re practicing in your mom’s backyard—just… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Foo Fighters’ Garage
2007 Classic: The Orange
I’m “glad” I have a glass screen. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Classic: The Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Hype
Why were the kids ignoring the fireworks? Because the final book was coming out on July 21st, and they were too busy re-reading the 6th… Read More »2007 Classic: The Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Hype
2006 Legacy: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue
Using a yellow wooden pencil to manually spin the plastic gears of an old country music tape that got mangled by the dashboard player’s teeth.… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue
2006 Classic: The Person of the Year
I told my mom I was Time’s Person of the Year. She said, “It’s about time you achieved something.” Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The… Read More »2006 Classic: The Person of the Year
2006 Vintage: The Draft Beer
“Fresh from the keg, unlike my MySpace Top 8.” Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2004 Classic: The iPod Photo
Why did the boss show everyone his vacation? Because his iPod now had a “Color Screen” that displayed 2-inch photos. Part of the 74 Office… Read More »2004 Classic: The iPod Photo