2025 Classic: The “New” New York Knicks
Why was MSG actually happy? Because they finally had a team that played defense and didn’t make the fans want to wear bags over their… Read More »2025 Classic: The “New” New York Knicks
2023 Legacy: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
Still using a folded paper game during afternoon recess to predict if you would marry a viral short-form video star or live in a mansion… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
2023 Classic: The Heart 2
“Your heart rate is 160.” “I just saw my ‘Digital Legacy’ plan!” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis”… Read More »2023 Classic: The Heart 2
2023 Classic: The Taylor Swift (Eras Tour) Fan
One, but you have to trade ten friendship bracelets and wait in a virtual queue for 5 hours to get the bulb. Part of the… Read More »2023 Classic: The Taylor Swift (Eras Tour) Fan
2023 Vintage: The Otto
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know better! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2023 Barbenheimer Edition… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Otto
2023 Legacy: The “Planet of the Bass” Song
Why didn’t the lyrics make sense? Because “Life, it never die” was the 90s eurodance parody we all needed to survive the holiday drama. Part… Read More »2023 Legacy: The “Planet of the Bass” Song
2022 Vintage: The Pajama Streaming Dispute
The head pastor opening the annual council meeting by gently complaining that thirty families are still watching the Sunday livestream from home in their pajamas,… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Pajama Streaming Dispute
2021 Vintage: The Loki Variant
There are thousands of them changing the bulb in different timelines, but the TVA keeps pruning the bright ones. Part of the 65 Light Bulb… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Loki Variant
2021 Classic: The Super League “Apology” Videos
Why were the owners so sorry? Because they realized that “loyalty” is hard to buy when your fans are ready to burn the stadium down.… Read More »2021 Classic: The Super League “Apology” Videos
2020 Archive: The Snyder Cut (Announcement)
Why were fans so happy? Because in 2020, the internet proved that if you complain for three years, a movie studio will eventually give you… Read More »2020 Archive: The Snyder Cut (Announcement)