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2008 Classic: The UFC 91 Brock Lesnar

Why were the heavyweights scared? Because a pro-wrestler came in and took the belt, proving that “size” is a very effective martial art.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2008 “Year of the Lightning Bolt” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Internet_Explorer_304/22/2002 19:07Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@Better_Off_Dead03/26/2003 15:31I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Zoolander_Mug01/09/2005 17:23I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Flash_Intro_Hater05/01/2013 10:35Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@HotBot_User07/05/2009 07:00Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular05/28/1997 21:34I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@Slow_Clap_Guy12/02/2010 11:55...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
@Selfie_King_0503/06/2011 12:49Taking a photo of me laughing!
@Last_Commenter05/11/1995 14:56Saving the best laugh for last!

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