The head pastor opening the annual council meeting by gently complaining that thirty families are still watching the Sunday livestream from home in their pajamas, despite the sanctuary being fully open for months.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2022 “Post-Pandemic Returns, Smart Tithing & Hybrid Board Meetings” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
My CPU is running hot after this one!
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
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