Why did Uncle Dave bring White Castle to Thanksgiving? Because he said he was “celebrating a century of progress,” but we all knew he just… Read More »2000 Archive: The 100th Anniversary of the Hamburger
Why was she there? To remind us that “Thelma” is still looking for “Louise,” probably in the VIP lounge. Part of the 38 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »1999 Classic: The Geena Davis Appearance
Why was the man at the kiosk? He was trying to print a digital photo for the first time and realized it looked like a… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Digital Photo Print
Why did Baduizm win? Karena Erykah Badu brought incense, headwraps, and “Neo-Soul” to a room that desperately needed a vibe check. Part of the 38… Read More »1998 Archive: Best R&B Album
My husband is “sharing” music. I told him if the FBI knocks, I’m telling them it was his idea. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »1998 Classic: The Napster
Why did the principal ban the new robotic toys? Because five of them woke up inside a dark locker during a science test and started… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Furby Contraband
Why were there so many spotted coats? Because Glenn Close made being a villain look so fashionable that everyone wanted to look like a Dalmatian… Read More »1996 Legacy: 101 Dalmatians (Live Action)
Why did the dad get kicked out of the piano shop? He was “key-less.” Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition… Read More »1996 Archive: The Piano Player
Why did Mom spend all morning on the flag? To make sure that the “Wrinkles of Liberty” were strictly prohibited. Part of the 34 Fourth… Read More »1995 Legacy: The “Old Glory” Ironing
A guy walks into a 1995 clinic and says, “Doctor, I think I have amnesia.” The doctor says, “When did this start?” The guy says,… Read More »1995 Archive: The Amnesia
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