2021 Classic: The Space
I “need” more space in my crypto-vault. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Vintage: The Battery
I’m “positive” my NFT will go to the moon. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Battery
2021 Legacy: The Best Makeup Win
Why did the blues movie win again? Because turning Viola Davis into Ma Rainey involved enough gold teeth and eyeliner to be seen from the… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Best Makeup Win
2020 Classic: The Launch of PlayStation 5 & Xbox Series X
Why were they so hard to find? Because 2020 was the year of the “Scalper,” and trying to buy a console was like trying to… Read More »2020 Classic: The Launch of PlayStation 5 & Xbox Series X
2020 Archive: The Doom Eternal Slayer
One, but they have to “Glory Kill” the old bulb first. Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020 – The Year of the Great… Read More »2020 Archive: The Doom Eternal Slayer
2019 Vintage: The Irishman De-aging
Why did Robert De Niro look so smooth? Because Martin Scorsese spent $160 million to make a 76-year-old look 30, even if he still moved… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Irishman De-aging
2019 Legacy: The Inheritance
Why did the lawyer bring a VR headset to the funeral? To give the heirs a “virtual tour” of the money they weren’t going to… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Inheritance
2019 Archive: “World Record Egg”
Why was a single egg the centerpiece? Because a plain photo of an egg got 54 million likes on Instagram, and we felt it deserved… Read More »2019 Archive: “World Record Egg”
2019 Legacy: The Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Feet
Quentin Tarantino made a movie about the 60s, and I’m pretty sure 40% of the screen time was just people’s toes. Part of the 70… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Feet
2018 Archive: Worst Screenplay
Why Fifty Shades Freed? For proving that the only thing “freed” was the audience from having to watch any more of these movies. Part of the… Read More »2018 Archive: Worst Screenplay