2024 Classic: The Insurance
I asked if they cover ‘Bio-Hacking Supplies.’ They said, “We only cover things that have been around since the 20th century.” Part of the 54… Read More »2024 Classic: The Insurance
2024 Legacy: The Bio-Hacker’s Complaint
I told my doctor I’m doing 5:00 AM ice baths and wearing red-light glasses all day. He looked at my chart and said, “That’s great,… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Bio-Hacker’s Complaint
2024 Vintage: The “GPS” Spoofing over Israel
Why did everyone’s Tinder say they were in Cairo? To prove that “Electronic Warfare” is the ultimate “Social Media” disruptor. Part of the 35 Military… Read More »2024 Vintage: The “GPS” Spoofing over Israel
2023 Legacy: The Pope in a Puffer Jacket
Why did we believe the AI photo? Because in 2023, a “Fashionable Pope” was more believable than a “Bipartisan Budget.” Part of the 39 Presidential… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Pope in a Puffer Jacket
2023 Classic: The Threads
Meta launched a new app to compete with X. It’s a “sew-sew” experience, but I’m still “stringing” along. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners:… Read More »2023 Classic: The Threads
2023 Classic: Spider-Man
Across the Spider-Verse: Why was it so good? Because it proved that animation can be more “super” than any live-action hero Marvel has left. Part of… Read More »2023 Classic: Spider-Man
2023 Classic: The Sitcom
She says The Bear is too stressful. Someone told her their kitchen is exactly like that, but without the professional skill or the “Yes, Chef.” Part of… Read More »2023 Classic: The Sitcom
2023 Archive: The “Calm Down” Rema & Selena
The song that played at every single 2023 event that had more than three people in attendance. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 2023… Read More »2023 Archive: The “Calm Down” Rema & Selena
2023 Vintage: The Graduation
What do you call a lawyer who graduated in 2023? “Prompt Engineer, J.D.” Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination”… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Graduation
2022 Vintage: The Best Production Design
Why did Dune win? Because they built a desert world that looked so dry the audience needed a glass of water just watching it. Part… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Best Production Design