2021 Classic: The Pessimist
“The light is back on. Time to go back to the office. Great.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2021 – The Global Reboot… Read More »2021 Classic: The Pessimist
2021 Classic: The “Integrated Visual Augmentation System” (IVAS)
Why did the Army buy $20 billion worth of HoloLens? So soldiers can see “Waypoints” and “Ammo counts” like a video game—assuming the batteries don’t… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Integrated Visual Augmentation System” (IVAS)
2020 Classic: The Tiger King Distraction
Why did everyone watch Tiger King in March? Because Joe Exotic’s life was the only thing in 2020 that made the White House look like… Read More »2020 Classic: The Tiger King Distraction
2020 Legacy: The Hugo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way, I’ll stay in my living room! Part of the 44 Classic… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Hugo
2019 Vintage: The John Oliver Streak
Why does Last Week Tonight win every year? Because John Oliver is the only Brit who can explain America to Americans using mascots and sarcasm.… Read More »2019 Vintage: The John Oliver Streak
2019 Classic: The “Over-the-Horizon” Reaper
Why the Nevada commute? Because fighting a war via satellite link is the ultimate “Work from Home” job for the 21st century. Part of the… Read More »2019 Classic: The “Over-the-Horizon” Reaper
2019 Classic: The Europe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, I’m just a guy with a Fidget Spinner (Wait, that’s so 2017!).… Read More »2019 Classic: The Europe
2019 Vintage: The Evidence
Why did the lawyer bring a “Foldable Phone” to court? To show the jury that the truth can be “bent” without breaking. Part of the… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Evidence
2019 Classic: The Brittany Howard “Jaime”
Why the solo move? For the Alabama Shakes singer going experimental and soulful on her own terms. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star… Read More »2019 Classic: The Brittany Howard “Jaime”
2018 Archive: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
The faded neon-haired plastic doll still sitting on top of your pen, looking ancient after surviving twenty-two consecutive years of spelling bees. Part of the… Read More »2018 Archive: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival