Why was the nephew wearing high-tech ski goggles at the table? Because Apple announced “spatial computing,” and he wanted to see virtual presents since the real ones were just socks.
Part of the 34 Christmas Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
39 Christmas Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Upside Down” Edition
In 2016, Christmas was a strange mix of virtual reality and 80s n...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Dial-Up Dreams” Edition
In 1998, Christmas felt like living in a sci-fi movie. We were al...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Rawdogging" Trend
Why was the son sitting staring at the back of a chair for 10 ho...read more »
2025 Classic: Customized Carols
Why does "Silent Night" sound like a heavy metal track? Because ...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, Christmas was a "Hybrid" experience. We were halfway out...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Bluey" Special (The Sign)
Why were the adults crying over a moving van? Because the 28-min...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, Christmas was a mix of superhero hype and the birth of r...read more »
2024 Legacy: Gladiator II
Why was there a shark in the fountain? Because Ridley Scott adde...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Demure" Trend
Why was the gift wrapping so plain? Because we had to be very mi...read more »
2025 Classic: The "TikTok" Bans
Why is the holiday so peaceful? Because the app was finally rest...read more »
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2025 Archive: The "Retrotech" Boom
Why did the kids ask for a "Paper Book"? Because in 2025, holdin...read more »
2025 Vintage: Fantastic Four
Why is there a "flaming" guy in the backyard? Because the MCU fi...read more »
2025 Classic: Superman (The Movie)
Why is the holiday so "heroic"? Because James Gunn’s new Superma...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Ego-Free" New Year
Why is everyone so humble? Because 2025 was the year of "Radical...read more »
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