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1996 Vintage: Worst Dressed (The Velvet Award)

Why all the crushed velvet? Because in 1996, every actor wanted to look like a high-end sofa in a dimly lit jazz club.

Part of the 39 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 1996 “ER’s Blood, Frasier’s Three-peat & Alien Invasions” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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