Why did the traveler keep a canned ham in his carry-on? Because it was Jan 2nd and he still didn’t trust that the airport’s automated sandwich machine wouldn’t start a revolution.
Part of the 48 Travel Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & New Sim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
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