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2019 Classic: The Woodstock 50 Cancellation

Why the mud? Because even 50 years later, you still can’t recreate the magic, especially when the checks don’t clear.

Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road, Bad Guy & The Truth Hurts” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Flower06/01/2008 17:53The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Net_Addict_200011/09/1996 01:19My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@Mainframe_Manny11/17/2002 15:02Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Pi_Mathematics05/05/2014 05:03Finding the patterns in the humor.
@Tony_Hawk_Pro06/01/1998 03:36Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Animorphs_X07/31/2012 03:21I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Chocolate_Rain01/02/1995 23:37I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Netscape_Now_B12/10/2015 13:20I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Neopets_Trader11/13/2001 16:48Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
@Happy_Tree_Fans05/27/2007 09:31So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

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