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1996 Legacy: The Wooden Ruler Catapult

Using the plastic hole in a wooden ruler to launch tiny balled-up pieces of paper across the classroom when the teacher turned around.

Part of the 38 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1996 “Starter Jackets, Netscape Navigator & POG Tournaments” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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