The Sunday School teacher spending ten minutes furiously punching the “tracking” buttons on the VCR remote to stop a Christian cartoon from violently shaking on the heavy box television.
Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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