Why were students carrying umbrellas in the sun? To prove that you can’t rain on a parade for democracy, especially when the “rain” is actually tear gas from the local police.
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Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
What is this? A joke for ants?
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
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The spinning envelope told me to come here.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
Posting this to my own wall right now!