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1996 Vintage: The Umbrella

 I’m an umbrella. I’m just under the weather.

Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9804/12/2015 01:15Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@C++_Dev_9804/13/1997 11:34I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@CSS_Master_9903/09/2008 15:56Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@Transformers_OP09/27/2003 13:47Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan02/16/1999 23:40Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Friday_Rebecca09/08/2009 12:11Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Orkut_Member_9903/22/2004 00:00A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Slow_Clap_Guy03/31/2010 10:07...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
@Face_Palm_0108/18/2013 12:10Classic. Simply classic.
@Social_Media_G10/24/2008 21:20I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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