I’m an umbrella. I’m just under the weather.
Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
Classic. Simply classic.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!