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1997 Archive: The Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman Appearance

Why were they the “Power Couple”? Because their combined star power was the only thing in the room that could successfully block the exit.

Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic, Tiaras & King of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebTV_Viewer08/14/2011 09:55Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Frasier_Crane05/15/1995 01:42I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Titanic_Jack02/18/1995 16:58I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Offspring_Guy12/16/2011 02:20The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Space_Jam_Lola04/10/2001 02:32Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Dexter_Lab_Fan11/17/1998 01:17Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy06/11/2010 01:27That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Goonies_Never_D01/21/2006 04:40Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Guestbook_Signer04/28/2015 06:00Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

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