Why were the 2020 fireworks so disappointing? Because we couldn’t use streamers, and nobody was willing to spare a single roll of “white gold” for the decorations.
Part of the 41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2020 “Socially Distanced” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The SpaceX Starship Cruises
Why was everyone looking at the moon? Because for $50,000, you co...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Fortnight" Taylor & Post Malone
Why did the 4th last two weeks? Because Taylor Swift’s lead singl...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Espresso" (Still!) Energy
Why are we still clinking spoons? Because 2024 belongs to Sabrina...read more »
2025 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro "Normalcy"
Why were so many guests wearing high-tech goggles at the pool? Be...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Bio-Hacked" Hot Dog
Why did the burger give you more energy than a workout? Because i...read more »
36 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Hope” Edition
In 2008, Independence Day was a mix of superhero optimism and eco...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Very Demure" Trend
Why was the 2024 parade so polite? Because everyone was trying to...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Drone Show Takeover
Why were the traditional fireworks "Vintage"? Because in 2025, if...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Lunch" Billie Eilish
Why was the 4th so "Hungry"? Because Billie’s Hit Me Hard and Sof...read more »
2023 Archive: The "Sprinter" Central Cee
Why was the 4th so "British"? Because UK Drill made its way to th...read more »
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2024 Vintage: The "Please Please Please" Begging
Why was the 4th so "Desperate"? Because Sabrina Carpenter was beg...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2016 “Pokemon GO & Mannequins” Edition
In 2016, Independence Day was a "Mobile Adventure." We were all w...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Good Luck, Babe!" Anthem
Why was the 4th so "Chappell Roan"? Because the "Midwest Princess...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Austin" Dasha
Why was everyone line-dancing? Because the TikTok trend made us a...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
Problem? No, just laughs!