Her tea is so hot it can boil water.
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🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2003 Legacy: The Garden
She told the grass it was "growing without a plan."Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 ... read more »
She told the grass it was "growing without a plan."Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 ... read more »
2. 2013 Legacy: Let It Go
I started singing "Let It Go" when my mother-in-law brought up a mistake I made in 2004. She sai... read more »
I started singing "Let It Go" when my mother-in-law brought up a mistake I made in 2004. She sai... read more »
3. The Mirror Test
Self-reflection can be a dangerous game with the in-laws.My mother-in-law caught me looking in th... read more »
Self-reflection can be a dangerous game with the in-laws.My mother-in-law caught me looking in th... read more »
4. 1996 Classic: The Stairs
She says the stairs are a "health hazard." I say they’re the only thing keeping her from my offi... read more »
She says the stairs are a "health hazard." I say they’re the only thing keeping her from my offi... read more »
5. 2007 Vintage: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 22% of the year yawning.Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law J... read more »
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 22% of the year yawning.Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law J... read more »
6. 2019 Vintage: The Radio
She hates "Garage Rock." She says, "If it was meant to be in a garage, why isn't it cleaning it?... read more »
She hates "Garage Rock." She says, "If it was meant to be in a garage, why isn't it cleaning it?... read more »
7. The Parrot’s Choice
Even pets have to take sides in the family battle.I bought a parrot that can speak five languages... read more »
Even pets have to take sides in the family battle.I bought a parrot that can speak five languages... read more »
8. 2019 Vintage: The Restaurant
She asked the waiter if the soup was "prepared with a sense of purpose."Part of the 62 Mother-in... read more »
She asked the waiter if the soup was "prepared with a sense of purpose."Part of the 62 Mother-in... read more »
9. 1996 Vintage: The Map (Part 2)
She looked at a map of the world and asked why "Her Way" wasn't listed as a major highway.Part o... read more »
She looked at a map of the world and asked why "Her Way" wasn't listed as a major highway.Part o... read more »
10. 2010 Vintage: The Cake
She baked a cake so hard I’m using it as a base for the new garden shed.Part of the 57 Mother-in... read more »
She baked a cake so hard I’m using it as a base for the new garden shed.Part of the 57 Mother-in... read more »
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[2010-01-09 ARCHIVE_LOG]Zip_Drive_Owner: Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
[2005-06-22 ARCHIVE_LOG]Ace_Ventura_Pet: Alrighty then! Super funny.
[2010-08-15 ARCHIVE_LOG]Clueless_Cher: As if! This is too funny.
[2010-04-16 ARCHIVE_LOG]Blue_Screen_Survivor: At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
[1996-06-07 ARCHIVE_LOG]DotCom_Survivor: I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
[2015-08-07 ARCHIVE_LOG]Judge_Dredd_Law: I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
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