2007 Vintage: The Star

I’m “twinkling” in the digital sky.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

I’m in the "limelight" of the web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "settling."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

I bought a plant that glows when I’m sad. It’s a "bright" idea, ...read more »

I’m "hiss-terical" about the glitches.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "berry" much ready for the next phase.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "locking" my DNA profile.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

I’m "jamming" to the sound of 2025.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

I used a device to talk to my cat. He just said "Meow-re food." S...read more »

I’m "alt-ering" my perception of time.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

@Myspace_Tom09/24/2001 15:02I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Tripod_Member10/01/2012 04:25Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Austin_Powers_Groovy05/20/2003 11:29Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@OfficeWorker_9907/26/2005 10:02I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Beavis_Butthead12/23/2003 09:52Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Trainspotting_Rent07/03/2003 14:11Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Anchorman_Ron07/21/2004 21:46I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Gaia_Online_Gold12/01/2002 06:09Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.