Why was the 4th so “Deep”? Because Pixar was about to ask us what makes us us, while we were just wondering what makes a good rib rub.
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41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s...” Edition
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36 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Hope” Edition
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The History Lesson
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31 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slingers & Idols” Edition
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2025 Archive: The Blade (MCU) Wait (Again)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
You must construct additional laughs!