1995 Classic: The Sleep

I told him I can’t sleep. He gave me a copy of my medical records to read. I was out in five minutes.

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@Zip_Drive_Owner11/04/2003 23:59Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@Kernel_Panic_9804/04/2015 06:33This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Oracle_Says08/28/2011 21:32I knew you’d laugh at this.

@G_I_Joe_Real07/13/2003 16:59And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Netscape_Now_B11/04/2013 07:10I clicked the button and it brought me here!