Why did the passenger buy a $200 motorized tie-rack on the plane? Because he’d been staring at the SkyMall catalog for three hours and ran out of things to think about.
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I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
I see funny people... everywhere!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!