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2019 Vintage: The Shag Carpet Static Surge

Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks, creating enough electrical voltage to shock anyone who attempts to hand you a cup of tea.

Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars, Smart Doorbell Scare & 10-Year Challenge” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WAP_Navigator08/12/1997 01:27Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@OfficeWorker_9908/15/2012 22:22I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@Dial_Up_King02/16/1997 16:52Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Bill_Nye_Fan06/14/2002 22:12Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@Viewer_Number_110/15/2005 23:45First! And it’s funny!

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