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1996 Classic: The Shag Carpet Static Shock

Shuffling across the thick, forest-green sanctuary carpet during the sign of peace and accidentally delivering a 5,000-volt static shock to the person in the next pew.

Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@X-Gen_Mark09/13/2005 10:28This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam02/22/1996 02:26I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Requiem_Dreamer02/13/2008 03:58That was intense... and funny!
@Courage_Dog02/16/1998 11:02The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Speed_Racer_Go03/08/1997 16:23Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Weird_Science_G12/16/2003 04:32We created a monster... of a joke!
@Dancing_Baby_9602/20/2011 09:37Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
@Mondo_Media_X11/20/2010 00:32Top tier web animation humor!
@No_Way_Jose12/18/2011 22:03No way! That’s too much!
@Retro_End_User07/15/2015 07:07The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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