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1996 Legacy: The Scarf

 I’m a winter coat. I’m just chilling.

Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus10/12/2008 03:16What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Jurassic_Park_Fan06/23/2013 05:24Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@Harry_Potter_0108/09/1996 20:06Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@Simpson_Quotes04/23/2005 03:08D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Student_Life_0107/22/2015 05:28Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Tyler_Durden_Real10/19/2008 00:45Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Magic_SchoolBus06/25/2003 00:16Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@Bad_Luck_Brian04/23/2009 20:28Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Orkut_Member_9905/27/2000 01:12A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost10/13/2003 13:21Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

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