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1995 Vintage: The San Francisco 49ers

 Why was Steve Young so relieved? Because he finally got the “monkey off his back” by winning the Super Bowl without Joe Montana watching from the sidelines.

Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Scream_Fan_9601/13/1997 13:41What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@Spice_Girl_Posh05/19/2007 14:33Simply posh humor. I love it.
@HTML_Hacker08/26/1999 00:42<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Binary_Boy10/03/2004 06:2601001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Project_Mayhem10/15/2013 12:14Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@RoboCop_9002/03/2002 14:00Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Breakfast_Club_B05/27/1997 06:20Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Charlie_Bit_Me04/15/2003 17:42Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@CompuServe_Classic05/24/1996 13:50Premium humor for premium members.
@Hat_Tip_Sir12/11/1997 04:30M’lady... this joke is superb.

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