Why the “Close Your Eyes”? For Killer Mike and El-P proving that hip-hop could be aggressive, political, and incredibly fun at the same time.
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🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Foo Fighters “The New Chapter”
Why the positivity? For Dave Grohl and the band finding joy again...read more »
2024 Archive: The Death of Françoise Hardy
Why the style icon? The goodbye to the muse of French pop and a s...read more »
2024 Vintage: The TikTok "Apple" Dance
Why is it so hard? In 2024, every Charli XCX song needed its own ...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 1995 “Flannels, Britpop & The Great Vinyl Funeral” Edition
In 1995, the music industry was a gold mine where record labels s...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twenty One Pilots “Clancy”
Why end the story? The grand finale of the "Dema" saga satisfied ...read more »
41 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2006 “Back to Black, Black Parade & The MySpace Fever” Edition
In 2006, the music world was a mix of soulful retro-revival and t...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Sabrina Carpenter “Espresso” Juggernaut
Why won't it leave your head? Because Sabrina created a song so i...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lorde “L4” (The Real Return)
Why the electronic grit? For Lorde finally coming back with a sou...read more »
2025 Archive: The Olivia Rodrigo “Spilled Guts” Finale
Why the punk energy? For Olivia ending her world tour with a live...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Death of Quincy Jones
Why the architect? The loss of the man who produced Thriller prov...read more »
😜 More from category: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Linkin Park “Resurrection” Success
Why the screams? Because Emily Armstrong and the boys proved that...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Linkin Park “From Zero” Rebirth
Why Emily Armstrong? Because the band returned with a new energy,...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Bad Bunny “Trap King” Return
Why the 30-track album? Because Benito reminded everyone that he ...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2017 “Humble, Despacito & The SoundCloud Rap Invasion” Edition
In 2017, the music industry became a global village with a very c...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
... (Laughter in silence).
Go, go, go! More jokes!
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!