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2007 Vintage: The Rihanna “Umbrella”

 Why was it raining everywhere? Because that song was on repeat in every airport terminal, and you couldn’t stand under anyone’s “Ella-Ella-Eh” without humming along.

Part of the 49 Travel Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Wi-Fi Dreams” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Glitch08/03/2010 03:31There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@Buffy_Fan9701/25/2000 19:44Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@Scream_Fan_9601/14/1997 17:00What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@Fight_Club_Tyler02/18/2015 18:30The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@StoneCold_31610/14/2002 18:57And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Party_On_Garth12/19/2003 10:48I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Newgrounds_User01/19/1995 23:56Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
@Llamas_With_Hats11/24/2012 13:18Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

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