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2000 Vintage: The “Red Planet” vs “Mission to Mars”

 Why were they joked about? For proving that Hollywood can fail to colonize Mars twice in the same year.

Part of the 40 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2000 “Battlefield Earth & Dreadlock Disaster” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes10/20/1998 17:39Standard classic. Never gets old.
@ChatRoom_Queen05/09/2005 12:27A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Nsync_Justin07/16/2009 08:03Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Terminator_2_Fan06/27/2001 19:08Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@DVD_Rom_King09/24/2000 11:25More capacity for humor on this site!
@Wrestling_Nut12/28/2015 09:34Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
@Doge_Much_Funny06/25/2009 21:35Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@Spawn_Camper_J08/08/2010 23:58I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
@I_See_What_You09/02/2003 23:02I see what you did there. Clever!

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