1995 Vintage: The Reader’s Digest Stack

The bathroom reading library consisting entirely of twenty identical miniature magazines with compressed text stories from three years ago.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around ev...read more »

Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly on...read more »

Causing a high-pitched, metallic whistle to echo through the quie...read more »

In 1995, getting older meant entering a world dominated by printe...read more »

Utilizing a heavy plastic magnifying glass to find a single carpe...read more »

Flatly refusing to hold your bare palm over a checkout scanner to...read more »

Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cord...read more »

In 2001, growing older meant entering the high-tech millennium wh...read more »

Listing the names of three different nieces, an old landlord, and...read more »

In 2007, growing older meant launching a full-scale resistance ag...read more »

Wrapping a thick, electric-wire heating pad around a stiff hip an...read more »

In 2012, growing older meant surviving the predicted Mayan apocal...read more »

Maintaining a precise stack of twenty-year-old miniature condense...read more »

In 2014, growing older meant watching a world where people were s...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner01/10/2014 13:30Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Diablo_Cow_Level06/03/1997 23:18There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@MIRC_Ghost09/13/1997 08:41Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Simpson_Quotes11/01/2013 05:13D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Wrestling_Nut12/09/2005 06:17Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Under_Const_Gif04/14/2012 02:49This site is never finished... with humor!

@Terran_Marine09/03/2001 13:30Go, go, go! More jokes!