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2005 Archive: The Rain

 I’m “pouring” my thoughts into a podcast.

Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lycos_Dog07/14/2004 01:13Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
@Sidekick_User04/30/2012 01:29Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
@Discman_Skipper11/16/2015 15:37Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Floppy_Drive_Buzz07/08/2007 14:48The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Shrek_Donkey07/24/1995 06:28And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
@Avatar_Na_vi05/02/1995 13:53I see you... laughing!
@Gremlins_Gizmo06/20/2015 20:07Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@Uncle_Rico_9803/30/2003 07:35I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Hamster_Dance_X10/04/2012 10:04Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut04/14/2001 01:41My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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