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2005 Classic: The Print TV Guide Ritual

Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around every afternoon broadcast of Matlock before the morning coffee has even cooled down.

Part of the 36 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch, MP3 Invisibility & Flat Screen Skepticism” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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